People in the South are horrible drivers.
“Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. You know, school, then college, then work, fuck that. And fuck the air force academy. If I wanna fly, I'll find a way to fly.”
Hey Mom, thanks for reading.
First off, a few ground rules and guidelines.
This will be a weekly thing but only if I actually write it every week which has already been an issue.
Any grammar mistakes can and will be ignored. If you’re gonna be a grammar police you are reading the wrong blog.
Everyone has their own takes. Everyone’s takes are also wrong. My takes, on the other hand, are right.
I’m gonna try to be spoiler free when I talk about movies and stuff but I’m not perfect so don’t get mad
If you have any recommendations (what to watch, things I can add to these every week, ways to overcome my anxiety, life advice, etc.) just let me know
Have fun with this. That one is more for me because I know I will eventually start to think of this as a job or a burden or something when it shouldn’t be
These will vary in length but I have a tendency to write and write and write so if you’re attention span doesn’t last that long reading this will be good practice to get better.
That’s all I can think of right now.
Starting this with this list is such a hack. Otherwise I’d have to do an actual intro.
I had to get this list to 10.
I thought of a couple more.
When I do rankings most of the time they’re gonna be in no particular order outside of maybe the top 3 or something
I’m not into ratings cause they can really sway a person’s opinion away from a movie they might love but I didn’t and vice versa so don’t call me a fake ‘film bro’ for not rating movies in Letterboxd or anything. If you do that go fuck yourself.
1 more thing: If I mention or reference anything you don’t know: Look it up. I’ll try to add more pictures but that’ll just make it longer.
Anyone who was foolish enough to subscribe to this has to suffer this week this shit ended up being way longer than I expected.
I’m still learning what this format is gonna be so some things will work better than others. Just let me know what you think.
What a way to start It’s All About the Points™. I’ve been in Savannah working on this movie that does not give me much free time during the day because I’m up at 6:00 am and we work till 8:00 pm. So what does that leave me? 3-4 hours every night to eat dinner and watch a movie. Or 2. I’ve watched a ton of stuff in my almost 2 weeks here so the inaugural post on this blog will be a long one. Sorry Mom but you’re the one who said I should do this. Where to begin?
The Movies I Watched:
So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
Big thank you to my Mom for the recommendation, I thought I’d never watch this movie purely because you’ve been praising it for so long I thought I’d be let down. If you’re into Mike Myers being Mike Myers for an hour and a half you’ll like this movie. Weird, quirky humor saturates this whole movie in an almost farce/satirical kind of way but it’s completely sincere at the same time. At the end of the day it’s a movie that isn’t made anymore which kind of sucks.
MVP of the movie: Mike Myers. IDK when he started doing that Eddie Murphy thing of playing multiple characters in the same movie but without Myers this movie doesn’t work. *And that’s my least favorite part of the movie
This is completely random but look up Mike Myers’ family’s fascination with Scotland. Once you know about it and look at his movies it’s crazy how many Scottish influences are in his stuff. Also remember that weird horrible show Myers was in a couple years ago The Pentaverate? That organization is mentioned in this movie. Mike Myers is a weird dude. I can’t tell what’s real about him and what’s not.
Rating: 10/10 for movies with Axe Murderer in the title
Ranking of the members of Josie and the Pussycats purely based on how musical I think they’d be:
Melody Valentine (her name is literally melody)
Josie McCoy (if you’re naming a band after you you have to be a good musician. Otherwise you’re an idiot)
Valerie Brown (based on the picture of this fake band, all Valerie does is play the tambourine? Fucking Liam Gallagher did that and sang for Oasis. Be better Val)
But actually: If you like Mike Myers, jazzy music, weird but really smart comedy, Josie and the Pussycats, and haggis you’ll like this one. It’s short, funny, and an easy watch.
Get Out (2017)
Oh my god. For some reason I’ve waited till now to watch this movie cause it’s a “horror” movie and I’m a “little bitch” who doesn’t like horror movies. WATCH THIS MOVIE. For real it’s that good. And then watch it again cause there’s so much you missed the first time trust me. Is there anything Daniel Kaluuya can’t do? I love Daniel Kaluuya. He’s the best and he’s really British. Also, what a start for director Jordan Peele. I know he’s only 3 movies in but I hope people don’t think this is his peak and that he’ll never match it. I don’t want him to turn into Orson Welles with Citizen Kane. Fingers crossed.
Not sure how much I can joke about this movie so I’ll just keep appreciating it. I’ve personally never seen the influences Jordan Peele used when making this movie but my parents pointed out a ton of stuff and connections. Some people hate when artists do this but THAT’S WHAT ART IS. As long as you make your own mark on something (which Peele did leaps and bounds of) you’re straight chilling. What a turn by Peele by the way. I mean I knew him from Key and Peele like just about everybody so when I heard he was making a movie you’d never think horror. And then 2 more horrors after that. Just a really interesting dude. I mean there’s a reason I picked him in my Wake Forest application as the person I’d want to come speak at our school.
Ranking of Key and Peele sketches I watched over and over again
East West Bowl (obviously)
Substitute Teacher (obviously)
I Said Biiiiiiiiitch
But What About Nonstop Though?
Pizza Order
Obama’s Anger Translator/Obama’s handshakes
No But Really: Just watch this movie and thank me later. It’s one of the best of the 2010s for sure.
Rating of long it took me to find out an actor was British (1 is short, 10 is long) Daniel Kaluuya: 5/10 (Christian Bale is a 10/10 for some reason Idk why)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
So I just reread the Harry Potter books for the umpteenth time but I never finished watching the movies. Whenever I told someone this they’d act like I just committed some heinous terrorist act or slapped their grandmother. This happens a lot when I say I haven’t seen a movie. People immediately assume I’ve seen everything under the sun which simply isn’t true. I’ve seen most things under the sun. I’m still working on it! I’ve got 100 years of movies to watch it’s a lot of fucking work give me some time. Jesus. Yeah, so, anyway, I’d seen 1-4 all multiple times, I’d seen all of 5 but not all in one sitting, I’d seen almost none of 6, some of 7 Pt. 1 and probably half of 7 Pt. 2. So once I finished reading them again I went and watched 5-7 to finally cross them off my list.*
My immediate thoughts when I watch these movies are just how perfect so much of the casting was. I know HBO Max is making a show that’ll be a book per season and I sincerely think it can be really good if they adhere to the books, I don’t know how people will react to the casting. They hit it out of the park so well last time I think people will hate whoever is cast regardless of how amazing they may be. That’s just how things work.
*whispers* But Hollywood, maybe stop just remaking everything please. We’re mostly happy with what’s already out there. We’ll let you know if we want something remade. I know you announced a Wizard of Oz remake recently. Don’t do it. For the love of Christ. Whenever you do shit like that it’s like you’re knocking down the Great Pyramids and rebuilding an uglier version of them and still calling them one of the 7 Wonders of the World.
Here Are The 7 Things I’d have to make my Horcruxes purely based on how much I use these items (I live a very privileged life. I will never know what it’s like to be the Dark Lord Voldemort. Thanks Mom.):
My right airpod
My airpods case
My left airpod
My phone I guess but that’s pretty lame
My guitar
The key to the golf cart
My speaker
Rating for books Hollywood splits into multiple movies to make money: 8/10 (Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies is a 2/10, Hunger Games Mockingjay is a 6.5/10)
No But Really: It’s a Harry Potter movie. Do you like the books? Yes —>give it a watch after you’ve watch the others. Do you like the other movies? Yes—> then you’ll like this one.
*Sorry members of The Barracks (even though you’re not even reading this) I know I said I’d watch them with you guys but I just had to get it done for my own sake. We will be bringing back The Wheel™ this year though. I’m excited.
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1997)
What a weird fucking movie. Savannah in general is a strange place filled with strange people (looking at you SCAD students). Clint Eastwood directed this? John Cusack and Kevin Spacey are in it? It’s 2 hr 35 min long?! All things that are not weird on their own but combined make a strange movie. Jude Law is in it with a southern accent and a confederate flag tattoo? Nevermind, that one’s weird in any context.
Now, I can confidently say that no one will every have as unique experience watching this movie as I did. Seriously. No one. Ever. And that’s not just because most people have never even heard of it cause it was a bomb at the box office and honestly not that good. No, it’ because of who I watched it with. My #1 employer Miss Savannah. See the only reason I even watched this movie was because Miss Savannah strapped me to a chair, opened my eyes like in A Clockwork Orange, and made me show watch this movie. But only after I showed her how to work her TV/DVD player first of course.
I’m joking, I’m joking. I love you Miss Savannah if you’re reading this. Staying at your place was a wonderfully pleasant experience and watching this movie with you only made it more enjoyable. You’re still the #1 priority of Severn River Services LLC. I swear I will watch Gone With the Wind eventually.
So yeah I watched this with Miss Savannah who was, you guessed it, born and raised in Savannah. Every time a character appeared on screen she’d tell me a story about the real version of that character that she grew up knowing in Savannah. Like every character. She has personal friends who appear in the film cause they live in Savannah where it was filmed. She went to the annual Christmas parties of Jim Williams, spent time with him, listened to him play his organ, HELD THE DAGGER THAT WAS USED TO KILL RASPUTIN. You know, all the normal stuff one does in Savannah. Having the inside track and knowledge truly made this a one-of-a-kind movie watching experience. Honestly it was probably like watching most movies with me is like, but not in the annoying and know-it-all way that I’m so well known for.
Ranking of the best movies that take place and were filmed in Savannah:
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Refer to #1
Rating for being a product of Hollywood’s weird obsession with legal books in the 90s and early 2000s: 9/10
No But Really: As much as I wanted to like this movie for Miss Savannah it’s just very middle of the pack. Not good enough to warrant a recommendation but not bad enough to warrant me telling you to steer clear. Honestly at least a half hour could’ve, and should’ve, been cut out and some of the performances feel kind of wooden. BUT, if you can watch this movie with Miss Savannah it’s a must watch.
Creed II (2018)
In my never ending quest to watch all of the Rocky movies that matter (I, II, III, IV if you’re wondering) and the Creed movies, I got to Creed II. Now one of my friends claimed this was the best Creed movie which is just a horrible take. My man Sly got nominated for a goddamn Oscar for Creed. Who was gonna be nominated from this one? Fucking Max Kellerman?*
That’s one thing about the Creed movies that kind of fuck with my head. The Rocky movies feel real but in an alternate universe. The Creed movies have HBO Sports, real-life celebrities, etc. that try to make it feel like the real world which messes with my head. If anyone else agrees and can explain that in a more coherent way please hit my line.
Anyway, back to the movie. Seeing Ivan Drago was sweet and the story was as believable as any other Rocky/Creed movie which means it was just believable enough while also being completely ludicrous.** All of these movies are better if you’ve seen them in order starting with Rocky I btw so that would be my advice.
Ranking the Rocky movies (I, II, III, IV, Creed I, II) based on how long I’d last in the ring with the opponents. To be clear I would not last one round and probably not even one punch but I had to make this list (1 being the shortest):
Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)
Clubber Lang (Rocky III)
Viktor Drago (Creed II)
Apollo Creed (Rocky II)
Apollo Creed again (Rocky)
Ricky Conlan (Creed)
Rating for the 8th movie in a franchise stacking up with the best in the series: 5/10 (Star Wars is a 3/10 and Harry Potter is a 9/10 for those who are wondering)
No but really: It’s an entertaining movie just like every Rocky/Creed movie. Very middle of the pack I’d say but if these movies are your thing you’ll like this movie. I do really like the world building and building off of the previous movies. Drago gets a lot more to do here and I think his whole story is way more interesting than Creed’s in this one.
*To be clear this is not my opinion. I think Max Kellerman is one of the worst talking heads ESPN has nowadays. IDK why they even had him in this no matter how small the role was.
**Not gonna lie I typed this as Ludacris cause that’s legit how I thought it was spelled.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
The final chapter in both Harry’s story and my quest to finish yet another franchise of movies watched. Next on the list? Mission Impossible and Jason Bourne. I’m coming for that ass. You’ll be seeing reviews for those real soon. What can I say about the Harry Potter movies? The books are better. Yet another unoriginal take but having just reread them and seeing the movies for the first time it’s crazy. Time restraints are the biggest reason for this. I know the movies can’t go as deep on certain things which is fair and which is one of the reasons why I think the TV series could really expand on some things and be even more faithful. Another thing: David Yates. Uh, sir, why is everything green and brown and look like it went through a filter of what Wizard the Oz looks like before Dorothy travels to Oz? Just a thought.
The last 2/3rds of this movie fucking slaps though. They did not skimp on the Battle of Hogwarts which I really appreciated. And the effects still hold up really well! Like, better than a lot of things being released today. Isn’t it amazing what VFX artists can do when they’re given sufficient time and expectations? Hmm. Maybe take a note Hollywood. I don’t really have much else to say about the Harry Potter movies that hasn’t been said already by hundreds of millions of people.
Ranking of people in Harry Potter I’d want to drink a beer with:
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
Rubeus Hagrid
Fred and George Weasley
Mad-Eye Moody
Ranking of people in Harry Potter I’d least want to drink a beer with:
Dolores Umbridge
Lavender Brown
Zacharias Smith
Bellatrix Lastrange
Vernon Dursley
Rating of movie franchises they made Lego Sets of 9/10 (Star Wars is a 10/10, Batman 8/10, Spongebob 6/10, The Hobbit 2/10)
No But Really: *^Refer to Deathly Hollows Pt. 1^* All in all, it’s a great finale for a great movie franchise that doesn’t have any true misses. I think if I watched these movies when I first read the books I’d like them so much more but I still like them all in their own ways.
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
What a wonderful little movie. Just an hour and a half of hilarity mixed with real emotion. Everyone in this movie is throwing heat but I think at the end of the day its a slugfest between Alan Arkin and Steve Carell.* On the surface this doesn’t seem like a movie that’d be nominated for multiple Oscars including Best Picture, but, then again, movies like this aren’t really being made anymore and making the money and earning the recognition it did. In that way it really stands as a time capsule of sorts in my mind of how the types of movies being made have changed in less than 20 years. I love it and I hate it because I love franchises, I love super hero movies, but I also love original movies like this that are given the chance to be recognized among the best of the year. Obviously these movies still exist but not enough people go to see them. Sorry for that sappy tangent into the way the film industry is today. That will probably not be the last time I do something like that so I’ll warn you guys next time you can just skip it.
I’m gonna take this time to bring up how fucking weird kid beauty pageants are. Uh, why are these a thing? I can’t think of one single reason they should be a thing. Not one positive. It’s always hilarious when people take the time to point this out too. If you haven’t watched It’s Always Sunny they’ve got a great episode about it. Shoutout Frank’s Little Beauties. Also great podcast by those guys if you’re a fan of the show.
Top Cars That Have Start Up Issues In Movies
Doc Brown’s DeLorean
Billy Peltzer’s car from Gremlins
The van from Little Miss Sunshine
Rating: For the portrayal of a functional family 3/10
No But Really: Watch this movie with your family. You’ll want to give each member a hug afterwards I know I did. It’s a breezy 90 minutes filled with some iconic lines and hilarious/touching moments.
*This is not a crazy take. I mean Arkin literally won the Best Supporting Actor for this movie. But I stand by it.
Creed III (2023)
My final stop on my journey that has dated back to when I first watched Rocky probably 8 years ago or something. Since that fateful night where I saw my Dad shed tears as the Rocky theme swells and Rocky starts yelling for Adrian* I decided to not watch a single other movie in the series until a month ago. Since then I’ve watched 6 of them. What can I say I’m a procrastinator. Just look how long it’s taken for me to write this first post.
What to say about Creed III? Well for one it’s a great directorial debut of Michael B. Jordan following in the footsteps of Sly Stallone who did it for ALL the Rocky movies. He is missed in this movie but the story works without him in it. Also, his personal life aside, Jonathan Majors is just an absolute wrecking ball on screen. He is so great in everything I’ve seen him in. This movie also falls in line with the tradition of Rocky movies in which every fighter (especially Rocky/Adonis) just get more jacked out of their minds with every movie. Seriously look at Stallone in Rocky compared to Rocky III it’s hysterical. One thing this movie did that no other in either series did was do a fantastical sequence that is not grounded in real life/time. Not exactly what I was expecting from a movie like this but I guess it works. You’ll see what I mean if you watch it.
Ranking of movies with the most egregious/hilarious retcons used to further the series:
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Fast and Furious 8
Fast and Furious 6
Fast and Furious 5
Fast and Furious 4
Fast and Furious 9
Fast and Furious 7
Creed III
Rating: For movies where the 2 main characters are the shredded to high heaven: 7/10 (Rocky IV is a 10/10, The Social Network is a 1/10)
No But Really: I think this is a better movie than Creed II but I think the fights in Creed II were more entertaining because of the Drago connection. Overall not as good as Creed but really solid and could definitely be a great capstone and sendoff for the characters if they choose to end it here.
*This is not that uncommon when my Dad watches movies. My favorite was when Michael Caine sees Christian Bale and Joseph Gordon-Levitt turns out to be Robin at the end of The Dark Knight Rises.
Bull Durham (1988)
All my life I’ve heard this is one of the best, if not the best, baseball movies of all time. I’d say it’s definitely Top 10 for the ones I’ve seen but I’d have to do a deep dive to see if it cracks my Top 5. Regardless, Crash Davis is electric, Nuke LaLoosh is an all time name, and Susan Sarandon is an absolute stunner in this one. Shoutout Durham for having a great minor league baseball team and having no other notable sports teams of any level (including collegiate) in any sport. Also another shoutout to the Winston Salem Dash who make an appearance. A city well known for it’s great collegiate sports and minor league baseball. And cigarettes.*
Dude Tim Robbins is freakishly tall. I mean, he’s not an absolute giant but compared to every other actor in every other movie he’s in he looks like a giraffe. You’d never think his lanky ass could make it to the show if there wasn’t a person named Randy Johnson out there.
Ranking of actors I’d want to see play alongside Tim Robbins
Tom Cruise
Robert Downey Jr.
Kevin Hart
Mark Wahlberg
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Rating: For movies with realistic looking sports being played 6/10 (Miracle is a 10/10, The Mighty Ducks is a 1/10)
*Fun fact: Did you know that R&R Tobacco, which is one of the biggest influences in Winston Salem and at Wake Forest, was found to have been in cahoots with the mafia trafficking cigarettes across the Canadian border? Thanks Professor Coates’ History of International Outlaws class.
The Verdict (1982)
Did I watch this movie purely so I could listen to The Rewatchables on it? Maybe. Did I also watch it because my Mom only gets HBO Max for a month so I have to watch as many movies on my watchlist as possible before the subscription runs out? Definitely.
I also had to watch this movie for Paul Newman. I love Paul Newman. I think he’s one of my favorite actors of all time and there’s still so many movies I haven’t seen that he’s in. On a another note, Paul Newman’s eyes are so blue. Like almost too blue they’re distracting. But enough of me crushing on the pizza guy Paul Newman. I’m a sucker for legal dramas and this one goes a different route of not focusing so much on the trial itself but the behind the scenes process which was an interesting choice. The character study of Newman’s character is more important.
Paul Newman also knocks the shit out of a woman in this movie.
Ranking of lawyers who would defend Paul Newman in his assault case:
Vinny Gambini/Joe Pesci (My Cousin Vinny)
Michael Clayton/George Clooney (Michael Clayton)
Johnny Cochran
Jack Ross/Kevin Bacon (A Few Good Men)
Rating: For the amount I want there to be more buddy movies with Robert Redford and Paul Newman 10/10
No But Really: Paul Newman is fantastic in this film. The antagonists are slimy, there is so much humanity in Newman’s performance, and it really feels real. It’s a slow burn and might not be for everyone, especially audiences nowadays but you can sucked in really easily. Great for people who like legal movies.
The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
I’d been meaning to watch this movie since it came out but never got around to it. There just never seemed to be a good time to watch it so naturally I watched it by myself in Savannah which turned out to be as good a time as any. If there’s any movie (In Bruges) where I get to see Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson acting together its appointment viewing. Though I will say closed captions may be needed at times and you’ve really got to pay attention. This isn’t a movie you just put on in the background. I’m not gonna ruin anything but I assure you this movie will not go where you think it will go. Also watch In Bruges it’s really good.
This movie reminded me of my favorite movie to watch on St. Patrick’s Day: Waking Ned Devine. Can you imagine living on an island away from everything where you know everyone in town and all you do all day is go to the local pub? That honestly sounds like the dream? I don’t know sounds pretty good to me. Watch Waking Ned Devine by the way. It’s super short, really funny in a British Irish sort of way, and you see the main character and Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)* ride a moped naked together so that’s fun.
Ranking of pop culture donkeys:
Donkey (Shrek)
Dominic the Donkey
Every time that jack ass thought bubble appeared above Tom and Jerry (Tom and Jerry)
Eeyore
Jenny (Banshees of Inisherin)
When all the kids on Pleasure Island turn into donkeys (Pinocchio)
Rating for the amount of enjoyment I get from seeing miniature horses and donkeys 10/10 (Bye Bye Little Sebastian!)
No But Really: This movie’s probably not for everyone if I’m honest. If you’re into dark comedies as well as movies that have a lot more under the surface if you look at it you’ll really enjoy it. Also if you’re Irish (shout out my family) I think you’d like this movie. You’ll laugh but you’ll also not want to laugh while you do it.
*The shitty version of this movie. The ranking of these iterations goes: 1. The book by Roald Dahl, 2. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), 3-1,071. Every Oompa-Loompa and candy ever mentioned, 1072. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005). Fuck that movie.
Bottle Rocket (1996)
Yet another quest that I’m almost done with is watching all of Wes Anderson’s movies. All I had/have left was Bottle Rocket, Moonrise Kingdom, Aquatic Life of Steve Zissou, and his newest, Astroid City. Now, I know that Wes Anderson is not for everyone. Looking at you Audj. And for those people: I get it. Kind of. But I’m actually lying because how could you not like these movies? They’re so weird! And they have unreal casts!* And one of them is Fantastic Mr. Fox, which is a must watch of mine.
This movie feels like a Wes Anderson movie while also not feeling like a Wes Anderson movie if that makes sense. It was before he trapped himself in a device of his own making, having to one up himself with every movie in his style, his cinematography, and set design. But you can see flashes of it in Bottle Rocket. It’s not my favorite of his movies but it was still really enjoyable and very funny. Can I take a minute to talk about the Wilson brothers? They’re just wonderful. Both of them and even their forgotten brother Andrew. I’m sad Luke Wilson hasn’t done as much as Owen cause I think he’s great in this, and in Old School, and shit even in Legally Blonde (but that’s Reese Witherspoon’s movie through and through).
Ranking of forgotten brothers on how pissed off they must be at their siblings’ success:
Cooper Manning
Luke Hemsworth
Andrew Wilson
Frankie Jonas
Tom Franco
Just tough.
Rating for how Wes Andersony this movie is: 2/10 (The French Dispatch is an 9/10)
No But Really: If you like Wes Anderson you’ll like this movie. If you like the Wilson brothers (in their first roles mind you) you’ll like this movie. I wouldn’t really call it a heist movie even though it’s on a lot of lists for the genre but if you like stupid criminals who think they’re amazing criminals you’ll probably like this movie.
*I actually saw the other day that Ed Norton got paid something like $4,200 for being in the latest Wes Anderson movie. $4,200! Do you know how much he got paid to be the Hulk? Yeah he was the Hulk first. But not actually first. That was Lou Ferrigno. And not second either. That was Eric Bana. Anyway, I can’t find how much he got paid but he’s worth $300 million so I guess he can take that pay cut.
The Documentaries I Watched (I’ll Keep This Brief):
Oasis: Supersonic (2016)
I love Oasis so this was right up my alley. It goes through the Gallagher brothers’ lives from their youth all the way to when Oasis was literally the biggest thing on Earth. Everyone knows what happened after that. GET BACK TOGETHER ALREADY. It’s not that deep.
When We Were Kings (1996)
This was a fantastic doc about the Rumble in the Jungle between Muhammad Ali and George Frazier. One thing I’ll say is that if you’re a George Frazier fan you probably won’t like this doc cause it’s very Muhammad Ali heavy but also as it should be. What made it interesting though was how it wasn’t just about the fight, but for what it meant to each fighter, America, and especially Africa. Especially Africa and the Congo. If you’re looking for more Congo content read The Poisonwood Bible. It’s one of the few books from high school English I actually read and I loved it.
Spielberg (2017)
Just a doc about my favorite director of all time. I know that’s a boring pick but what can I say? I did a biography on him in 3rd grade and dressed up as him for the presentation. This doc is pretty long (2.5 hours) but is a great chronicle of his career and childhood.
Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts (2022)
The real reason I wanted to finish the movies.
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wonderful stuff, mr. stepper